Metaphors Are Deadly
I'm Building Castles in the sky.
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Chat reblogged from Keep calm and avenge some shit
- Tony: He was a boy...
- Clint: Huh?
- Tony: She was a girl...
- Natasha: No.
- Tony: Can I make it any more obvious?
- Clint: Wait a sec, I-
- Tony: He shot arrows.
- Natasha: Tony, stop-
- Tony: She killed for pay. What more can I say?
- Natasha: STOP.
- Tony: He wanted her.
- Clint: Huh!?
- Tony: She'd never tell, but secretly she wanted him as well!
- Natasha: I'LL KILL YOU.
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Photoset reblogged from Playing A Beautiful Game
That one time when Charlotte showed up at the ball and stole all the princes.
ACTUAL
CANNIBALMANSTEALER CHARLOTTE LA BOUFF -
Photo reblogged from A three coffee morning
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
BEST PUNS EVER.
HE’S BREAD, JIM.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY
And the we could use this to bring back to life ;)
Punny in my Tummy!
(Source: secretsbest)
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Photoset reblogged from A three coffee morning
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Photo reblogged from Good ol' J.K.
Because people tend to forget he committed genocide more than once.
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Shrinky Dink Chibi Avengers. Made by yours truly: MetaphorsAreDeadly
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Photo reblogged from Blood is a fashion statement
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